auto minimize window with javascript - jquery

I try to auto minimize window when I click a link. I d开发者_开发知识库on't want when I click to open on a new tab, but in a new which minimize automatically. I searched the answers but I the only answer that I found was that it's not possible, but an example of what I want you can find at http://www.medifastcouponsfor2010.org/ when you click the red button. So what do you suggest?

The site you linked also doesn't minimize here (Chrome 9)...what you want isn't allowed, at least not across all browsers...and hopefully for obvious reasons.

This would be an advertisers dream, crank the volume, minimize the window and force you to listen to their ad while you had to hunt down the window.

Doing this would only make me want to physically harm you as quick as possible, please don't even try to do this.